The amusing sentiments on our Vintage Wood Signs are so varied, and since they're made to order in a variety of colors, you're sure to find one-or more-for every mood and every room.
Motto To Live By:. Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming, 'WHOO HOO, what a ride!
Shown in Old Red; select preference for sayings!
Beer: Chocolate in one hand, Beer in the other
Cigarette: Cigarette in one hand, Beer in the other
Cigar: Cigar in one hand, Beer in the other
Cowboy: Cowboy in one hand, Horse in the other
Latte: Chocolate in one hand, Latte in the other
Margarita: Chocolate on one hand, Margarita in the other
Martini: Chocolate in one hand, Martini in the other
Wine: Chocolate in one hand, Wine in the other
9" x 18"